Read these masturbation horror stories at your own risk

Read these masturbation horror stories at your own risk

Curated via Twitter from Mashable’s twitter account….

By the time I made it through the door of the bathroom my vision had gone completely black and I started to pass out and fall.

I was masturbating under my sheets once and my cat was in the room, I was watching porn not paying attention and next thing I feel is claws being dug into my cock, she thought I was playing a game because the sheet kept bouncing, couldn’t masturbate for a week.

So there I was, lying on the floor of my bathroom in the middle of the night in the dark, covered in cum with my dick out, slowly coming back to conciseness when I heard my mom on the other side of the open doorway ask if I was alright.

So here’s where it gets interesting, at some point at that age I was having a reoccurring problem where when I stood up I would get really light headed. (I think it was because of dehydration? ) so one night at about one in the morning I started to rub one out and everything went exactly as planned until I went to clean up.

I wake up in the hospital to: my father (can’t look at me), my mother (can’t stop laughing), Hillary (in the corner, beet red), and a doctor explaining that I have a latex allergy and had broke my hyman, causing anaphylactic shock.

My vision started to go black but I was halfway to the bathroom and covered in ejaculate so I made the decision to try and make it to the bathroom and then try and get my bearings back.

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